I've always heard horror stories about men and toilet seats, but I thought they were mostly myth. Until now.
"Roei, come here for a minute."
"Okay, just a second. What?"
"See that?" I point to a large dry yellow splotch on the little porcelain piece between the toilet seat and the tank.
"What?"
"And that?" I lift the lid. Yellow stripes that end in puckered yellow dots adorn the bottom of the toilet lid.
"I know I know, this is because the mens have to...how do you say" (he shakes his hand up and down to demonstrate) "after they piss. What, you want me to do this in the bathtub?"
Well, no actually, I don't prefer pee stains in the bathtub to pee stains on the toilet.
I'm not sure what other men do to shake dry without decorating the bathroom, but he better figure it out. Quick.
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I think that gentlemen who share a commode with women usually sit down for their liquid business unless they like doing a bit of cleanup with tissue afterwards...
And some men are more wanton shakers than others...
I've told my little boys to sit down except at public restrooms. They (and my wife) just laugh at me, but hopefully they'll be more thoughtful as they mingle with the ladies later on.
Woah, hi Dave. Thanks for reading!
Let 'em laugh. I heartily agree with such teachings.
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