Failed attempt

I'm pretty much not a consumer of alcohol these days (unless I'm visiting Gypsy) but I had to go to Whole Foods because no one else carries Diamond kosher salt, and once I was there, I got adventurous and picked out a beer to try. I went to the section that sold single bottles and picked the one with the best lable: Biere du Bouranier. There's a pirate on the front with missing teeth. Très cool. Plus it says "superior class" on the top. Never mind that I had to dust the bottle off to see that label.

I cooked up some lamb and rice and made some salad, and pulled out my beer. One swig and my head started floating away. The pirate must have distracted me from the "11% alc. vol." written next to him. Woooeee. Beer is ok, but mostly tastes like alcohol. If you want my advice, stay away from pirate beer.