What is one to do when he has to use the public restroom, but the stall is occupied? Well, if you are a patron of the Durant library, you might consider crawling under the stall door, throwing the person's belongings over the top, and beating the stall's occupant with a sharp object.
And, should you be attacked in a public bathroom stall, what is the best course of action? Why, to bleed all over the floor, tell a librarian, and then leave before the paramedics arrive.
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Hillary! AAAH. We're going to really start hoping for a layoff in the near future... :|
Then what will I write about on my blog?
The thing is, we want you to KEEP writing a blog! At all. And your food posts are great - they're great EVEN WITHOUT the life-threatening situations. Sigh. So, ahem, how is that Portland librarian job search coming?
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